Donald Trump, known for his success in business, never intended to become President of the United States. But an unexpected deal with a fisherman changed everything. One sunny day in Florida, while Trump was busy purchasing some „huge, tremendous“ shells for his next golf resort, he crossed paths with a fisherman who had just returned from a particularly bad catch.
The fisherman, a big fan of Trump, offered to share the „secret of the ocean“ with him—a mystical contract said to guarantee a win in any election. In his usual fashion, Trump immediately agreed without reading the contract. What he didn’t know was that the „secret contract“ was actually an ancient pact with the „Great Waves,“ granting the signer not only an unstoppable campaign but also plunging the country into a state of total absurdity.
And so, with a signature and a smile, Trump stormed his way into the White House as the „probably best president ever.“ The fisherman, now retired, continues to celebrate with his fish, who are now more „strategists“ than aquarium residents.
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