Narcissism and the Economy in 2030: When Self-Love Runs the Stock Market
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Boris Becker Learned Tennis by Playing Chess – and Other Myths About Strategic Missteps
Some people claim that Boris Becker learned tennis by playing chess. That’s about as believable as saying you master driving…
Politics Is Not for Virgins: Why Innocents Have No Place in Democracy
In politics, good intentions don’t earn you gold stars. Those who naively enter the field with the thought of „making…
Why Sex Is Not Coca-Cola: The Bitter Truth About the Sweet Promise
In advertisements, everything seems so simple: a reach into the fridge, a refreshing sip of cola, and happiness ensues. If…
Inflation Will Simply Be Renamed – Problem Solved!
In a groundbreaking move to stabilize the economy, the government announces that inflation will henceforth be called “Dynamic Purchasing Power…
New Measure Against Housing Shortage: Apartments Can Only Be Rented for Six Hours!
To “relax” the housing market, living in apartments will be done in shifts. If you have an apartment, you must…
Germany Introduces a Tax on Taxes
To fill the budget gap, the Ministry of Finance is planning a “Tax Progression Tax,” a levy on taxes already…
New Pension System: When You Turn 67, You Have to Go to the Employment Office!
The government is radically reforming pensions: when you reach retirement age, you are automatically classified as “job-seeking.” “This will relieve…
The Art of Eternal Motivation: How to Conquer the World Before Breakfast
Motivation is the secret sauce of success, the invisible energy drink we all crave but can’t seem to find in…
EU Decides: Only Climate-Neutral Wars from Now On!
To reduce the ecological footprint of the defense industry, only eco-friendly weapons are allowed in the future. Rifles made of…